Unless you know how to do an episiotomy.

除非你知道怎么做外阴切开术。

Oh, oh, oh, oh, you'd be shocked at what I know about breast-feeding and baby poop and episiotomies.

那这些要更让你震惊了我还知道母乳喂养 宝宝便便还有外阴切开术。

You have to find a doctor who will talk to you and a doctor who's going to be willing to read that manuscript and say, " No, you idiot. The episiotomy doesn't work that way."

你必须找到一个愿意和你交谈的医生，一个愿意读你写的手稿的医生，然后说，“不对，你这个白痴。会阴切开术不是这样做的。”