Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

All these broker douches look alike.

但我是跟杰森一起长大的。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话题怎么样 为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋 假设大混蛋有可能存在。

And he just graduated from a-hole to douche.

他变态指数大大飙升啊。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋的消息吗？