I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋的消息吗？

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

Do you get the douche bag role now?

你现在得到冲洗袋的角色了吗？

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。

I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 我一直被当成混蛋。

One row up-- some douche bag was texting.

我后面一排有个白痴一直在发短信。

Come off like a rich, vindictive douche bag?

不必表现得像个有钱的 斗气的蠢货吗？

That guy over there, he's a douche bag.

坐在那里的那个人 是个人渣。

Yeah, so tattoo on your wrist or apple watch, you have to choose which way you want to be a douche bag.

那么 要么是手腕上有纹身 要么戴苹果手表 你得选择要以什么样的方式做个二货。